![]() 11/18/2014 at 15:52 • Filed to: stumble upon craigslist | ![]() | ![]() |
I knew from the pictures this was going to be a bad...
...and reading further concluded that claim. Not only is everything broken, but the last sentence sold me on how bad this was.
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![]() 11/18/2014 at 15:54 |
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Bro, I paint my steelies black, yo, because JDM, yo.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 15:54 |
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hahahahah no.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 15:56 |
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I'm reading this and I'm going "oh, well that's not that bad, ok that can be fixed I guess, oh hey what was that last sentence he was talking about?" And then I just kind of slow clapped alone in my office.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 15:56 |
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lets see:
bad body kit: check
lambo doors: check
rims worth 3X the car: no check
D16: check
auto: check
spelling cool with a k: check
last line: nail in the coffin
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I think more Hondas have Lambo doors than Lamborghinis
![]() 11/18/2014 at 15:57 |
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I'm sold with that last line. Fucking brilliant.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 16:00 |
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From the thumb I thought this was a Cavalier. I'm still not convinced it isn't.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 16:03 |
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That last line was golden. I did not see that coming.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 16:04 |
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This is the most hyperbolic version of "type divorce into Craigslist to find deals" I can imagine.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 16:15 |
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yep, that was just the icing on the cake
![]() 11/18/2014 at 16:25 |
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If someone slowclaps alone in their office, does anyone sense the sarcasm? If there is anything serious about that last line, then they're at a serious disadvantage going into negotiations.
How about those doors held up by (likely) a single hydraulic arm? They didn't even show pictures of that. My guess is: too much of a hack job to memorialize in photographs.
I have this sneaking suspicion that the actual assembly is a hydraulic arm from a hatchback coupled with some random bolt-on hinge for a too-hideous-to-be-believed-without-seeing look.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 16:30 |
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I mean, they had a kit for those doors forever, but it's very possibly a hack job.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 16:46 |
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Bonus points if you can find the add for the wheels
![]() 11/18/2014 at 17:19 |
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I love that you can see the residual paint from his red rattle-can paint job.
![]() 11/19/2014 at 10:43 |
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I'd drive this. I'd change the wheels and it would look cool.
The bodykit isn't that bad, I really like the front.