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Kinja'd!!! "bwp240" (bwp240)
11/18/2014 at 15:52 • Filed to: stumble upon craigslist

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I knew from the pictures this was going to be a bad...

...and reading further concluded that claim. Not only is everything broken, but the last sentence sold me on how bad this was.

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > bwp240
11/18/2014 at 15:54

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Bro, I paint my steelies black, yo, because JDM, yo.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > bwp240
11/18/2014 at 15:54

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hahahahah no.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > bwp240
11/18/2014 at 15:56

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I'm reading this and I'm going "oh, well that's not that bad, ok that can be fixed I guess, oh hey what was that last sentence he was talking about?" And then I just kind of slow clapped alone in my office.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > bwp240
11/18/2014 at 15:56

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lets see:
bad body kit: check
lambo doors: check
rims worth 3X the car: no check
D16: check
auto: check
spelling cool with a k: check
last line: nail in the coffin


Kinja'd!!! Party_in_the_USA > bwp240
11/18/2014 at 15:57

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I think more Hondas have Lambo doors than Lamborghinis


Kinja'd!!! CB > bwp240
11/18/2014 at 15:57

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I'm sold with that last line. Fucking brilliant.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > bwp240
11/18/2014 at 16:00

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From the thumb I thought this was a Cavalier. I'm still not convinced it isn't.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > bwp240
11/18/2014 at 16:03

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That last line was golden. I did not see that coming.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron M - MasoFiST > bwp240
11/18/2014 at 16:04

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This is the most hyperbolic version of "type divorce into Craigslist to find deals" I can imagine.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > CB
11/18/2014 at 16:15

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yep, that was just the icing on the cake


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Coty
11/18/2014 at 16:25

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If someone slowclaps alone in their office, does anyone sense the sarcasm? If there is anything serious about that last line, then they're at a serious disadvantage going into negotiations.

How about those doors held up by (likely) a single hydraulic arm? They didn't even show pictures of that. My guess is: too much of a hack job to memorialize in photographs.

I have this sneaking suspicion that the actual assembly is a hydraulic arm from a hatchback coupled with some random bolt-on hinge for a too-hideous-to-be-believed-without-seeing look.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > ACESandEIGHTS
11/18/2014 at 16:30

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I mean, they had a kit for those doors forever, but it's very possibly a hack job.


Kinja'd!!! uofime > bwp240
11/18/2014 at 16:46

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Bonus points if you can find the add for the wheels


Kinja'd!!! Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > TheHondaBro
11/18/2014 at 17:19

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I love that you can see the residual paint from his red rattle-can paint job.


Kinja'd!!! Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > bwp240
11/19/2014 at 10:43

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I'd drive this. I'd change the wheels and it would look cool.

The bodykit isn't that bad, I really like the front.